Always look on the bright side of life

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Whipping therapy cures depression and suicide crises. Don't try it on yourself - remember, you need someone else to do it to you, particularly if they're attractive and of the opposite sex.

Gosh. I just bought an exercise bike. I wonder if it'll have the same effect as whipping, or whether I should have saved my cash and got someone to whip me? (No, that's not a request for offers, ta muchly. Sorry.)