The Cult of Ellen

Thanks to the return of the asshole (squee much diminished, thanks so much), this journal is going f-locked at least for the next couple of months. If you're not on my f-list and want to be, let me know in this post.

And just to reiterate:

I don't care what you fantasise about. Just never, ever tell me about it. And certainly don't email me photos, you sick fuck. How did you even imagine that's appropriate behaviour? Do not contact me again.